Galaxy-Brain Gazette — Ep. 1: Space Nukes, Alien Leashes & The Beijing Banquet Peek

Trump spent the weekend posting 50+ AI images of himself nuking things from a space station and walking a handcuffed alien — the same weekend he visited Beijing, where a viral 2-second clip showed him apparently peeking at Xi Jinping's notes. Elon acted as the class clown at the world's most serious diplomatic dinner and brought his toddler to a business meeting with China's Premier. The Chaos Report's alien news anchor covers it all in original pop-punk parody song "Galaxy-Brain Gazette."